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Few Simplified Urban Views On Bible
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Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:10

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.


A tremendous book that cultivates the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.


An immense fictional literary collection of contradictions and conflicting messages that a religion called Christianity worships and uses to guide their lives.


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