Wisdom is the very recognition of Ignorance.
Piracy is not Theft - it's Piracy, Theft removes the original, Piracy make a copy, imagine your car gets stolen, but it's still there in the morning.
Never tell your problems to anyone, 20% don't really care, the other 80% are glad you have them.
When nothing goes right... go left.
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It doesn't mean to stand by the president or any other public official.
If you want to get rid of something you were never able to, you must be willing to stop doing something you were always used to.
My Remake of the Previous Quote by Thomas Jefferson
If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.
No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now i have to change my text.
Happens Every Single Time I'm Chatting On Skype
Your BELIEFS don't make you a better person, your BEHAVIOR does.
To the girls saying «All guys are the same»: Who told you to try them all?
Yesterday i farted in the Apple store and everyone had to evacuate... cause they didn't have Windows.
The world spent $1735 billion on war in 2012. It would take approximately $135 billion to totally eradicate poverty [worldwide].
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.
The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Teen Girls Logic: "Maybe if i were this shirt that shows my boobs, I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality".
Diapers & Politicians should be changed often, both for the same reason.
Women who say that men only want to have sex, are women who have nothing else to offer.
God doesn't punish people, people with gods punish people.
1% - People who know who Che Guevara was and what he did, and are actually communists. 99% - Middle class teenage "rebels" that Che would have shot in two seconds.
Who Is Really Wearing Guevara T Shirt?
Happiness is a Way of travel, not a Destination.
That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone at the mall, and have to go in the same direction they do.
When i am right no one remembers, when i am wrong no one forgets.
I've got nothing against God, it's His Fan Club i can't stand.
Real music - doesn't go out of style in 3 months.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, not even if i said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your common sense.
Definition Of Consumerism: Too many people spend money don't have on stuff they don't need, to impress people they don't like.
Facebook is like a fridge, you know there is nothing inside, but you check it out every five minutes.
I like when i buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
If voting changed anything they'd make it illegal.
D.R.A.M.A. - Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Knowledge is power, the power to make other people feel stupid.
Nobody notices what i do until i don't do it.
If you're poor and get caught with drugs its a CRIME, if you're rich and get caught with drugs its a SCANDAL.
You are reading this because you probably have something to do.
It's dangerous to be Right when the government is Wrong.
Put headphones on... now everyone wants to talk to you.
Dad can i go to 50 Cent concert? Sure son, here's $1, take your sister too.
Put politicians on minimum wage and watch how fast things change.
The Definition Of Fear: I feel like i am waiting for something that isn't going to happen.
I am in a world between memories and dreams, I am searching for Here and Now.
I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about Who they believe created it.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
If a man doesn't speak, he must be thinking something, if a women doesn't speak, get ready for the shitstorm and run.
After reading this you will recognize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second "the".
iFamily: dauther - iPod, son - iPhone, mother - iPad, father... - iPay
If she cheated with you, she'll cheat on you.
A patriot must be ready to defend his country against his government.
I am responsible for what i say. I am not responsible for what you understand.
Show people new song you love. No gives a single shit. 3 months later everyone is singing it because it was on the radio.
Work smart - not hard.